by the Roar staff
Here’s this week’s rundown.
MONDAY, Mar. 23
- Mondays are a drag you’d rather forget? Here’s something you shouldn’t: how to detect BS.
- Check out this distraction free writing program to get you back in the groove after spring break.
- 7:00 p.m. | Girls soccer plays at home against Rudder!
- 8:15 p.m. | Boys soccer plays Rudder at Bryan, so hurry over to cheer them on.
TUESDAY, Mar. 24
- Our beloved assistant editor Vi Burgess returns from Peru! If you’re still missing her check out cleverbot, it can be just as sassy.
- 5:00 p.m. | Softball plays at home against the Cougars.
- 6:00 p.m. | Baseball faces off against Livingston at home.
WEDNESDAY, Mar. 25
- 3:45 p.m. | You’re done with school again! Here’s our movie recommendation of the week. It’s called “Domino” and it’s insane enough to make any managing editor re-think how to represent consciousness in the 21st century. (Ok weirdly Domino has become a big thing in academia and really interesting (or, depending on who you ask, pretentious) things have been said about this completely bonkers movie. And not just bonkers structurally or theoretically either: they doused the film in random chemicals to get weird colors and used all sorts of strange filming speeds to see what would happen. And keep in mind it got nationally disseminated, you could’ve seen it in theaters. Also weirdly, the script is by Donnie Darko’s Richard Kelly.)
- Skills USA head to Corpus Christi which, according to this list, may be lamest city in America. Look out Cleveland.
THURSDAY, Mar. 26
- Now that we’re on the downhill stretch, it’s time for you to check out our “BEATLES” SONG OF THE WEEK. News editor Aaron Ross feels that “Hey Jude” sums up this week because lol it suc [sic]. The song or the week? We might never know.
FRIDAY, Mar. 27
- All Consol’s french speaking students will be leaving to compete in French Symposium, so the rest of us have four days to learn french in case a group of french diplomats crash lands their plane in Consol’s soccer fields and we’re left woefully unprepared to help them.
SATURDAY, Mar. 28
- WIKIPEDIA PAGE OF THE WEEK: JAPANESE BOMB BALLOONS THAT FLEW RIGHT ON ACROSS THE PACIFIC AND RAINED DOWN ON AMERICAN FARMLAND DURING WWII!
- 7:00 p.m. |The coolest, most culturally hip thing Consol does, The Liberty in North Korea Fashion Show is today. Check out their promo, and the cause. You can buy tickets for $5.oo from any of the models or for $8.00 at the door.
SUNDAY, Mar. 29
